Sunday, October 26, 2025

An Age Undreamed Of: My Adventures in Hyboria


My novel Conan: Spawn of the Serpent God comes out this Tuesday, Oct. 27, 2025. I had a blast writing this book, and I can’t wait to find out what readers think of it! My editor at Titan loves it, as do the folks at Heroic Signatures, who currently hold the license to produce Conan stories in comics and prose. But the real test of a novel is when people crack the spine, open the file on their e-reader, or hit PLAY on the audiobook, and start reading. (Yes, listening to audiobooks counts as reading, and I experience fiction quite often via audio.)


I first encountered our favorite Cimmerian in Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian #1 in that ancient era known as 1970. I was six years old, and I was a monster fanatic. Superheroes and adventure characters weren’t really on my radar, but the cover showed Conan battling bat-winged humanoids, and I was sold. I kept that issue for years and read it so much that eventually the cover fell off. I have no idea what happened to it, but I still think back on it fondly. The very first story I submitted for publication (when I was eighteen) was “As Good as a Rest,” and it featured a Conan-like barbarian named Grod who was tired of being a warrior in a fantasy realm and went to the Office of Archetype Management to see if he could be reassigned to a different milieu. It was, of course, rejected numerous times and never saw print. I eventually rewrote the story (with the character now female), and the new version, still titled “As Good As a Rest,” appeared in Warrior Fantastic published by DAW Books in 2000. (If any of you want to read the story, email me at twaggon1@msn.com, and I’ll send you the Word file.)



So you think I’d have been thrilled to get the chance to write a Conan novel. But when I had an opportunity to do so for Titan Books, I passed. I was only a casual Conan fan, and so I was intimidated by the depth and complexity of the milieu that Robert E. Howard created for his barbarian adventurer. I felt I wouldn’t be able to learn enough about the Hyborian Age and its most famous denizen to make them come alive on the page, certainly not in time to meet the publisher’s deadline. After a few weeks, I regretted saying no, but I figured that ship had passed and there was nothing I could do about it – until Titan asked again, and this time, I was smart enough to say yes, thank Crom. So what was it like for me to write an adventure featuring one of the most iconic characters in literature? Read on!


First, I wrote a couple of different pitches for Conan adventures and sent them to my editor at Titan and the folks at Heroic Signatures. My book was supposed to tie into The Scourge of the Serpent comic series, but all I had to do was include the snake-god Set and Serpent-Men in the story, so I didn’t need to reference specific events or characters from the comics. Eventually, my editor and Heroic decided we should combine elements of the two pitches, and once that was settled, it was time to do my research. The following are various things I did or learned during that process.



          Speaking of audiobooks… I immersed myself in Robert E. Howard’s Conan stories, listening to them on audio whenever I was driving, taking a shower, or doing chores around the house. When I finished them, I started over. Eventually, I listened to stories of Howard’s other famous characters – King Kull, Solomon Kane, and Bran Mak Morn. (I listened to a few El Borak stories, too, but not all of them.) I also listened to Conan tales by John C. Hocking (City of the Dead), S.M. Stirling (Blood of the Serpent), and L. Sprague de Camp and Lin Carter (the novelization of the first Conan film). Up to that point, my exposure to Conan primarily had been through Marvel Comics and the various films. I had a sense of Conan as a pop culture character, but listening to these stories – especially Howard’s – gave me a much stronger sense of Conan’s personality and of Hyboria as a world.

·       I bought older Conan novels. Books by Andrew J. Offutt (who, along with Mike Resnick, was one of the GOH’s at the first SF con I attended in 1986), Robert Jordan, and L. Sprague de Camp and Lin Carter. (I knew that the de Camp and Carter stories were considered controversial among Howard fandom, but I still wanted to see how they handled the character.)

·       I started reading the current Conan comics. These are published by Titan and Heroic Signatures, and this version of Conan was the same one that would appear in my novel. I highly recommend both the Conan the Barbarian and The Savage Sword of Conan comics. (I got a chance to meet Jim Zub, Conan comics scribe, at San Diego Comic Con last year.)

·       I watched S&S movies and TV series. I watched all the Conan films and other sword-and-sorcery films such as Red Sonja, the Deathstalker series, and others. (I didn’t need to rewatch Beastmaster since I’ve seen it so many times over the years.) I did watch some episodes of the Beastmaster series, along with episodes of The Outpost, Beowulf, Xena, Into the Badlands, etc. Overall, I wanted to absorb as much of the feel of S&S as a genre as I could. (I couldn’t get into the Conan TV series or the Conan the Adventurer cartoon, though.)

·       I searched for Internet resources. I wanted sites that provided information about Conan’s timeline, the different races and gods of Hyboria, period weapons and dress, Conan’s fighting style, etc. Here are some sites I found useful:

Conan Timelines

http://www.barbariankeep.com/galen.html

https://www.conanchronology.com/the-chronology.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conan_chronologies

Hyborian Curses

https://forum.mongoosepublishing.com/threads/hyborian-age-curses.1644/

Hyborian Name Generator

https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/hyborian-names.php

Creatures from the Hyborian Age

https://hyboria.xoth.net/bestiary/creatures.htm

Wikipedia Hyborian Entry

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyborian_Age

Arms and Armor

https://hyboria.xoth.net/rules/arms_armor.htm

Hyborian Races

https://conan.fandom.com/wiki/Index_of_Hyborian_People_and_Races

https://hyboria.xoth.net/races/human_races.htm

https://hyboria.xoth.net/gods/gods.htm

Zamora

https://hyboria.xoth.net/gazetteer/zamora.htm

https://conan.fandom.com/wiki/Zamora

https://conan.fandom.com/wiki/Zamora_(city)  Description of areas of the city.

https://conan.com/locations/zamora/

https://immersive-exiles.fandom.com/wiki/Zamorian

Yezud

https://conan.fandom.com/wiki/Yezud#:~:text=of%20these%20letters.-,Yezud's%20Temple%20of%20the%20Spider%20God,are%20well%20and%20truly%20indoctrinated.

City of Thieves (also called Zamora or Arenjun)

https://conan.fandom.com/wiki/Zamora_(city)

·       I joined REH and S&S discussion groups on Facebook to get a sense of what readers and fans expected – or didn’t want – in a Conan story. Not that I intended to pander to the audience, but when writing tie-in fiction about beloved characters, I like to be aware of readers’ expectations so I can keep them in mind (or subvert them) as I write. Some of the groups I follow are Swords, Sorceries, and Barbarians: SlayerPosting, Swords & Sorceries: Tales of Heroic Fantasy, The League of Swords and Sorcery, Contemporary Sword and Sorcery, Sword & Sorcery Book Promotions, Barbarian Books Without Limits, and The International Robert E. Howard Fan Association. I don’t post much, though. I don’t want group members to avoid discussing my novel (and criticizing it) due to my presence.

·       I didn’t try to mimic Howard’s writing style. I’ve seen some REH fans bemoan that tie-in writers don’t write like Howard, but if we tried to recreate his style, it would come across as bad parody. Plus, we’re not writing solely for REH devotees but for anyone who enjoys a Conan story. What readers get from a Conan tie-in is one writer’s interpretation of Howard’s character and his world. I did my best to honor Howard and his fiction while still writing my own book.

·       Howard scholars and fans define “pastiche” differently. Throughout my life, I’d only ever heard the word pastiche applied to characters and stories that are slightly altered versions of the originals. For example, Philip JosĂ© Farmer wrote pastiches of Tarzan (Lord Grandith) and Doc Savage (Doc Caliban). Such pastiches allow creators the freedom to alter popular characters or explore types of stories that could never be told about them otherwise. (Farmer’s characters appear in his Feast Unknown series, which contains more overt sexual elements.) And both Homelander and Omniman are evil pastiches of Superman. But REH fans call any Conan tie-in a pastiche. Wikipedia says pastiche “implies a lack of originality or coherence, an imitative jumble, but with the advent of postmodernism, pastiche has become positively construed as a deliberate, witty homage or playful imitation.” Until I became familiar with REH fandom, I’d thought pastiche was only defined as the second part of the previous sentence. Now I realize that some REH fans use the first half to express a negative attitude about non-Howard Conan tales. Which is why…

·       I’m ready for die-hard Howard fans to savage my novel (but I hope they’ll like it). From what I’ve seen, the best I can hope for from REH fans is “It was a decent book, but of course, it wasn’t REH” or “It was an okay fantasy novel, but not a true Conan story.” The worst I can expect is for my book to be excoriated as a desecration to REH’s sacred memory and to have each mistake I made hauled out like evidence to be presented to a hanging judge. But knowing this has (hopefully) prepared me for these types of potential reactions.

·       Things I learned about Conan from Howard’s stories that I didn’t know (or didn’t realize) before. 1) Conan has a chivalrous streak, likely due more to pulp fiction’s conventions in the 1920’s than specific characterization on Howard’s part. Conan often finds himself coming to the aid of a woman (a beautiful and sexy one, of course), but he doesn’t make any kind of move on her. The women aren’t always helpless, pretty things, though. They often have a core of steel in them, and of course, Howard created two of the best warrior women characters in S&S, BĂȘlit and Valeria, the former who is Conan’s lover and the latter who is a respected colleague. Fairly progressive for Howard’s time. 2) There was racism in the stories to various degrees, but it was only blatant in a couple of tales. More often, Conan was the object of racism because so-called civilized Hyborian citizens often viewed him as a semi-intelligent brute because he came from Cimmeria. 3) Conan got drunk often and was kidnapped/imprisoned while inebriated. I suppose this was Howard’s way of giving his character a weakness, ala Superman’s kryptonite. 4) Conan isn’t a hero. He’s an adventurer, and above all, a survivor, with a huge appetite for life. His motivations are usually selfish, but he lives in a world where altruism can get you killed. I prefer to think of him as self-focused. He does have his own moral code, however, which basically boils down to “Don’t fuck with me, and I won’t fuck with you.” It doesn’t take a lot to get him to tackle a threat to others, though, especially if that threat pisses him off in some way. 5) Conan isn’t as dour as he’s often portrayed in tie-in novels, comics, and film. Howard famously describes him as a man of “gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth.” 6) Conan wears clothes and armor more than in the comics, where he’s always portrayed as running around only in a fur loincloth and fur boots. 7) Conan has a talent for picking up languages. 8) Conan is more fearful of magic than he seems to be in non-REH Conan stories.

·       Hyboria is as much a character in Conan stories as the Cimmerian. Once I understood this, I had the key to writing Conan fiction (at least, the key I needed). This is why, in my opinion, the tales of REH’s other famous adventure characters – while enjoyable – are inferior to Conan’s stories. He lives in a richer, more developed milieu. Literary writers often say that a setting should be as much a character in a story as the people. In Conan tales, Hyboria is a character of equal importance to the Cimmerian. It’s what he lives to explore and enjoy, as well as being his main adversary, the thing he must battle to prove himself worthy of survival. In a way, it’s his one true love and his most implacable foe.

·        Conan was in the Avengers? In 1978, I read Marvel’s What If? #13: “What if Conan the Barbarian Walked the Earth Today?” written by Conan comics scribe Roy Thomas. In the story, Conan is magically transported to 1978, has an adventure, and eventually returns to his own time. I liked the story well enough, but without Hyboria, it just wasn’t the same. Decades later, Conan ended up in modern times once more and joined the Avengers for a time. I wasn’t reading comics then, but I kept tabs on what was happening in the industry, and I thought this was a fun idea, but Conan was too much of a loner to join a team for long, and without Hyboria, I doubted his character would be very effective. But what do I know? Like I said, I didn’t read those comics.

·       Whenever I write fiction about an established character or world, I like to address the why of things, and I did in this book. Why does Conan have wanderlust when the rest of his people don’t seem to? Why does he wear his hair long? Why is he clean-shaven until later in his life when he becomes King of Aquilonia? Why does he go about shirtless and wearing only a loincloth so often? If he’s truly an amoral warrior out for his own pleasure, why doesn’t he rape women? Why is he so afraid of magic? What happened to the Tower that fell in “The Tower of the Elephant”? Why is there less magic in the world during Conan’s time than there was in King Kull’s? Which is it – Zamora or Arenjun? I addressed all these questions – and more – in my book. I figured my editor and the folks at Heroic Signatures would ask me to take out any details I created that they thought didn’t work, but I got to keep them all!

·       Why did I depict Set as female in my novel? Because the comic book folks were referring to Set as female in their The Scourge of the Serpent series, and they asked me to do the same in my story. But they wanted me to mention that gods can appear in different aspects, including different genders, for readers who prefer Father Set to Mother Set.

·       Is my story canon? It’s best not to worry about stuff like “canon” when reading stories about a long-running character like Conan. Think of it as my story based on Howard’s work. It does feature connections to a number of different REH stories, though.

·       I love writing S&S. I originally started out wanting to be a fantasy novelist, although I wrote short stories in various genres. I wrote some novels for Wizards of the Coast, and I published an original fantasy novel called Godfire with Five Star Press some years ago. (They published it as two volumes: Godfire: The Orchard of Dreams and Godfire: Heart’s Wound…and they forgot to mention that the first book was only part one of a longer story, which confused the hell out of readers.) I enjoy writing both fantasy and action, and S&S is the perfect fusion of the two. I hope to start writing original S&S, at the short story level if nothing else, as soon as I can carve out some time in my writing schedule.

·       Conan is (almost) in the public domain. The Conan stories are in the public domain in Europe. In the U.S., only the first published Conan story, “The Hour of the Dragon,” is. The rest of the stories will be in the public domain in a few more years. Right now, you can write fiction based only on those elements that appear in “The Hour of the Dragon.” And because of trademark issues, you can’t use the name Conan on the cover of your book. The one self-published Conan novel I own is titled The Scions of Ymir, written by David L. Irick. Expect to see more self-published Conan books over the course of the next several years. Who knows? Maybe you’ll write one yourself.

·       Would I write more Conan stories? Funny you should ask…After I finished my novel, my editor at Titan asked if I’d be interested in writing a short story featuring an REH character for their ebook-only Heroic Legends series. I did another Conan story, which comes out on Jan. 27th, and is currently available for preorder at Amazon and B&N. You can find more details about it below. Would I write another Conan novel? If Titan offers me another contract to do so, I’ll jump at it.

That’s the low-down on writing Conan: Spawn of the Serpent God. It was a wonderful experience creatively, and it left me with a greater appreciation for REH and his work, as well as Sword and Sorcery in general – especially that written by modern authors. Even if you don’t think of yourself as a Conan fan, I hope you’ll give Spawn of the Serpent God a try and that you’ll enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it!

DEPARTMENT OF SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION

Conan: Spawn of the Serpent God is Out This Week

 


My Conan the Barbarian novel, Spawn of the Serpent God, comes out this Tuesday, October 28th. The novel ties into the comic book event Scourge of the Serpent Men. You won’t have to read the comics to understand my book, and vice versa. I had a blast writing it, and I can’t wait for people to read it!

 

You can find various preorder links – hardcover, ebook, and audio – for my novel at the Titan Books site: https://titanbooks.com/72365-conan-spawn-of-the-serpent-god/

 

Synopsis

 

In Zamora, the city of thieves, Conan meets Valja, a thrill-seeking thief. She entices him to join

her on a heist, where they steal a golden statuette of Ishtar, said to contain the goddess herself.

After killing a dozen guards and failing to escape, the pair are saved by priestesses of Mitra. But

Conan knows that nothing is free.

 

The priestesses have need of their skills. They have waged war against Set, god of chaos and

serpents, who demands constant sacrifice from his subjects and massacred thousands of his

followers. Yet they are no match for Uzzeran, a powerful sorcerer, who has been performing

unspeakable experiments on humans in the name of Set. To defeat Uzzeran, they will need a

legendary warrior on their side. They need Conan the Barbarian.

 

Conan: Marked for Death Available for Preorder



Titan also publishes an ebook-only series of short stories starring various Robert E. Howard characters called The Heroic Legends Series. I got to write Conan again, although this time at much shorter length. But since most of the Cimmerian’s original appearances were in short form, writing this tale felt more like what writing adventure fiction in the classic days of the pulp magazines must have been like.

 

Marked for Death will be released on January 27th, 2026, for only $1.99 at both Amazon and Barnes and Noble.

 

Synopsis

 

Wounded, thirsty, and stranded in the desert after a job gone bad, Conan is desperate. To make it out alive, he bands together with his fellow surviving mercenaries.

 

Conan trusts none of them, and the feeling is mutual. Fine. Everyone knows where they stand. But when a cursed treasure is discovered, distrust turns to suspicion. Conan knows enough about dark magic to leave well enough alone, but will greed get the better of his new “friends”?

 

Kindle: https://tinyurl.com/c8mt6krj

 

Barnes and Noble ebook: https://tinyurl.com/2wyxtpz8

 

SCHEDULED APPEARANCES

 

2026

 

Superstars Writing Seminar. Feb. 4-5. Colorado Springs, Colorado.

 

Akron Book Fest. March 7. Akron, Ohio.

 

StokerCon. June 4-7. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

 

Into the Springs Writers Workshop. August 7-9. Yellow Springs, Ohio.

 

WHERE TO FIND ME ONLINE

 

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Wednesday, September 10, 2025

Have I Got a Deal for You

 

Writers get messages from all kinds of hustlers trying to make a quick buck off us. As I tell my creative writing students, “Whenever someone has a dream, someone else is right there ready to take advantage of them.” And who dreams more than writers? We all want success (however we measure it) so badly that we’re willing to do almost anything to get it. And if the road to that success seems especially long and winding, we’ll look for any shortcuts we can find – especially if we’re new to the game and haven’t yet accepted that developing a writing career is a marathon and not a sprint. (Actually, it’s a lot more like a decathlon, but I digress…)

 

I’ll never forget the one literary agency I queried that asked to see my manuscript, but only if I paid a $300 reading fee. (This was over thirty years ago, and there wasn’t a robust internet for writers to share info about scams like reading fees.) I called the agency and told the agent who answered that I wasn’t comfortable paying the $300 fee. He said, “How about you pay us $150, and we’ll read half the book?” I laughed and disconnected.

 

Probably the most common type of scam writers get is someone who promises to sell us The Secret of Success. Back in the day, the covers of Writer’s Digest used to promise you would make lots of money by following the advice in their articles. (They’ve had classier covers for years now.)



And who knows how many How-to-Become-a-Bestselling-Author books have been published? (Usually by people who’ve written and published little to nothing else.) The modern versions of these books focus on topics like how to get rich as an indie writer and how to get rich using AI to write your books. Same scam, different time.

 

Then there are seminars for Massive Writing Success, which you can attend in person, online, or view prerecorded classes, all for a fee that you can conveniently pay in installments. As always with any kind of class (or how-to-write book, for that matter), check the credentials of the writers presenting, look up reviews on the internet, and ask around on social media if the seminars are legit and worth the expense.

 

Then there are the people on social media who, when you post about your book release, make a comment (or send you a message/email) trying to lure you into buying their services as an editor, book trailer creator, cover artist, publicist, etc. Here’s one I received not long ago:

 

Hello Tim, huge congrats on releasing your debut 🎉. That’s a milestone most people never hit. Do you have a book trailer for it yet that I could check out?

 

(It was not my debut, by the way. My debut novel came out in 2001.)

 

The most recent scam I’ve been seeing is people who write snarky/negging emails offering their services to give you the successful writing career you deserve. They basically challenge you to have the balls to hire them. Here’s one I got yesterday, with the sender’s name omitted.

 

From: [Name Redacted]
Sent: Tuesday, September 9, 2025 8:21 AM
To: twaggon1@msn.com <twaggon1@msn.com>
Subject: Tim, you’ve got Bram Stoker Awards but Amazon’s treating you like you just uploaded Wattpad fanfic
😏📉

 

Imagine this: you create a monster called Night who literally warps reality, sends panther-demons hunting people, and transforms an office building into a nightmare labyrinth and somehow the scariest part of your book isn’t the Blight, it’s that Amazon is letting it sit there with only 12 reviews. Bruh. That’s horror. 😅

 

Tim, let’s be real you’ve published over 60 novels, collected more awards than my grandma’s got salt shakers (Bram Stoker x4, Scribe Award, Shirley Jackson finalist, Splatterpunk finalist), AND you’re a tenured professor shaping the next wave of horror writers. Basically, you’re the dude other horror writers name-drop to sound cool at parties. đŸ„¶

 

But even with all that, Amazon’s algorithm doesn’t care if you’re Bram Stoker royalty. It cares about reviews, and right now it’s looking at A Hunter Called Night like, “eh, 12 people liked it, must be mid.” 🙃 That’s the kind of visibility trap that burns authors out faster than a caffeine-only book tour.

 

Let me put your pain points in the daylight where even Night can’t hide:

 

Low Reviews = Low Visibility → fewer readers finding your work.

 

Marketing Confusion → too many “experts” promising the world for $$$ but ghosting like Blight victims.

 

Imposter Syndrome → yeah, even award-winners sometimes think “what if I’ve peaked?” when the Amazon star count crawls.

 

Overwhelm & Stress → balancing writing, teaching, life, and promo feels like fighting Harriers with a paperclip.

 

Plateaued Sales → nothing kills momentum like a flat sales graph.

 

Here’s where I swoop in not as another “book marketer” (I have no overpriced website, no fake LinkedIn, no Twitter bot army đŸ€·‍♀️), but as [Name Redacted], keeper of a private, unlisted community of 2,500+ real readers and reviewers who love books that warp reality and make them sleep with the lights on.

 

They read. They review. They boost. And their reviews aren’t “great book 👍” but the kind of thoughtful feedback that feeds Amazon’s algorithm and helps new readers trust your work.

 

But that’s just phase one. I also bring:

🎬 Video trailers → horror sells 10x faster when people can see the nightmare unfold.

📾 Mock-up designs → promo art that doesn’t look like your cousin whipped it up on Paint.

💬 Exclusive Discord sessions → 20–25 of my top readers hop in for 10 minutes with you (they’ve got jobs, they’re busy 😅). Think of it like lightning-round therapy with actual readers instant insight into what hooks them and what bores them.

 

You’ve built worlds where hunters become the hunted why let Amazon hunt your book down into obscurity? Let me arm you with readers who can flip the script.

 

So Tim… should I unleash my squad of review-hungry book devourers to drag A Hunter Called Night out of the algorithm graveyard đŸȘŠ or do we let Amazon keep pretending you’re a rookie horror hobbyist?

 

Your move, Professor of Darkness. 😈📚

 

One thing this email has going for it – the writer knows (or was able to get AI to give them) details about me and one of my books, so it makes them look as if they might be a fan or at least have done their research. (I ran the email through AI-detection programs, and it was flagged by some as having been written by AI, but those programs are notoriously unreliable, so…)

The negging might work with inexperienced writers, but Christ almighty, the message goes way too hard with it, to the point where it’s practically parody. And all the emojis! So. Many. Emojis. Maybe using so many is something some of you young’uns out there might respond to, but I’m 61. One or two emojis in a message is enough for me.

 

The language is too cutesy throughout as well, and in a forced, strained way that makes me think this was written by AI. Or maybe by somebody who thinks AI-produced text is an example of good writing.

 

(I may steal Professor of Darkness and use it as my branding statement, though.)

 

This email went straight into my junk folder, not because I’ve flagged these kinds of messages to go there, but because Outlook determined it was junk and shitcanned it. I check my junk email every day because some legitimate messages do end up there, which is how I found this scam message. I wonder if the originators of these messages have any idea how often their emails don’t reach their intended recipients? Then again, maybe they don’t care. All they need is enough people to read their message and fall for their scam to make it profitable.

 

Are there legit services to help writers promote their books? Sure, but from everything I’ve seen over the years, most of them don’t work very well. Trad publishers, when they do put money into promoting books, have no idea what promotion tactics work. If they did, they would repeat them and make every book a bestseller.

 

The best way – or maybe I should say the most reliable way – to achieve success as a writer is to write books that a lot of people want to read. So diet and self-help books would likely be your best bet. In terms of fiction, that’s one of the reasons genres exist – so readers can find the kind of books they like more easily, and so writers can write the kind of books readers like. Sure, some writers write whatever the hell they want and become successful. Some people win the lottery, too.



The reason my weird dark fantasy/horror books like A Hunter Called Night don’t sell better is because their appeal is limited to readers who like those kinds of books. I would love to devote the rest of my career to writing highly popular fiction, but I seem to be congenitally incapable of it. But I do try out different types of fiction. I’ve toned the weirdness in my writing way down to create a thriller novel (which is still making the rounds of publishers, so any publishers out there reading this…). I enjoyed writing my Conan tie-in fiction so much that I’d like to try my hand at original sword & sorcery. The other day, I wondered what would happen if I wrote what was essentially a mainstream novel with only a bit of horror sprinkled over it. Maybe I’ll try that and see how it works for me.

 

The bottom line: It’s your writing that promotes you best. The other stuff can help, but it’s your writing that matters most.

 

Here are links to a couple of extremely useful sites that can help educate you about writing scams:

 

Writer Beware: http://www.sfwa.org/beware/

 

Preditors and Editors: http://www.anotherealm.com/prededitors/

 

DEPARTMENT OF SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION

 

Speaking of promoting books…

 

Thunderstorm Books will be publishing collectible, signed limited-edition hardcovers of Like Death and never-before-published sequel Like Death 2: Kill Them All. Both books are now available for preorder. They contain extra material, and the gorgeous cover art for both is by the always-incredible Lynn Hansen!

 

The final print run of each book will be determined by preorders. Preorders will be taken until 10/5/2025, so if you want these books – and why wouldn’t you? – make sure you order before the deadline!

 

LIKE DEATH: THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION



There are no words for it. Ecstasy is laughably inadequate, as are rapture, euphoria, bliss ... Ugly, harsh syllables that come nowhere near capturing the merest fraction of what he feels. The experience is primal and transcendent, like birth, like death. Scott Raymond lost his parents in a bloodbath when he was only nine years old, but despite the occasional headaches and hallucinations, he's managed to turn that trauma into moderate success as a true-crime writer. The success doesn't extend to keeping up the relationship with his estranged wife and son, however.

 

Hoping to regain a sense of normal family life, he follows them to Ash Creek, Ohio under the pretense of writing a new book about a missing six-year-old girl. There, he encounters a young woman who shares the missing girl's name. She leads Scott into a world of psychotropic spiders, shark-toothed teenagers, and the expression of nearly every dark desire. Fear and fascination lay equal claim as the nightmare fantasies of this realm bleed into Scott’s daily life and his attempts to maintain a relationship with his son. Soon, he will need to use this world of cruelty and pain to face his past, his future, and what his life might have become. If he fails, it is only a matter of time before the nightmare that bloodied his childhood will reach out to ensnare his own son.

 

https://thunderstormbooks.com/thunderstorm/book/like-death/

 

LIKE DEATH 2: KILL THEM ALL


 

It’s not easy being the child of a notorious serial killer.

 

David Raymond’s father Scott – known as the Artiste for the grotesque way he posed his victims – disappeared from prison twenty years ago without a trace. Since that time, David has become a virtual recluse to avoid media attention. But when his mother falls ill, and he needs money to pay for her care, he grudgingly decides to accept an invitation to be the Guest of Honor at Killcon, a gathering of true-crime enthusiasts in Ash Creek, the town where Scott committed the last of his murders.

 

But the dark forces that once plagued his father have other plans for him.

 

David finds himself transported to a sinister realm called Undernight where he’s forced to participate in a life-or-death reality competition called Kill Them All. What he doesn’t know is his Undernight doppelganger has taken his place in the real world, and this David is as deadly a killer as Scott Raymond ever was, if not deadlier. While David struggles to survive nightmarish challenges based on his life, his doppelganger wreaks blood-soaked havoc at Killcon, leaving a trail of corpses in his wake.

 

A mysterious woman named Miranda – who may or may not be the same Miranda who introduced David’s father to the depraved realm of Shadow – comes to David’s aid. But is her true intention to help him live long enough to win the game, or does she have other, darker motives of her own?

 

The two Davids eventually confront each other halfway between Earth and Undernight, and there they learn they’ve both been pawns in a much larger game, one that stretches back twenty years. If they can’t stop it, two worlds will be destroyed. But even if they can, there’s no guarantee their victory won’t result in something infinitely worse.

 

Let the games within games begin…

 

https://thunderstormbooks.com/thunderstorm/book/like-death-2-kill-them-all/

 

Right now, these are the only two editions of these books available, but my agent and I are looking for a publisher to bring out trade paperback, eBook, and audio editions. When we find one, I’ll let you know!

 

I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM


 

Another limited-edition novel, this one from Weird House Press!

 

Eighth-grader Joel Taylor just moved to Shadow Springs with his mom. He likes his new home well enough – until a sinister being called Mr. Freezee begins driving his creepy ice-cream truck up and down the streets at night, playing “Pop Goes the Weasel.”

 

Joel heard the music.

 

He looked out the window.

 

He saw Mr. Freezee, and what’s worse…

 

Mr. Freezee saw him.

 

Now Mr. Freezee wants to take Joel to a very special place where the world is made of every flavor of ice cream you can imagine – all of them deadly. Mr. Freezee brings all his new friends here, and they love it so much that they never leave.

 

Mr. Freezee makes sure of it.

 

Welcome to Sweet Land, Joel.

 

Welcome to a nightmare that never ends.

 

Editions

 

  • Deluxe Signed & Lettered Hardcover Edition with slipcase
  • Signed by Tim Waggoner and artist Derek Rook
  • Hand-Lettered A to Z
  • Color Dust Jacket
  • Front Cover and Spine Stampings
  • Housed in a Slipcase
  • Limited to 26 Lettered Editions (Right now only 15 remain!)

Future editions will include a signed hardcover edition, a signed and numbered trade paperback edition, along with an Amazon trade paperback edition and ebook.

 

https://weirdhousepress.com/products/i-scream-you-scream-by-tim-waggoner

 

SCHEDULED APPEARANCES

 

2025

 

Moon Lit Tales and Haunted Trails. Oct. 11-12. St. Albans, West Virginia.

 

2026

 

Superstars Writing Seminar. Feb. 4-5. Colorado Springs, Colorado.

 

Akron Book Fest. March 7. Akron, Ohio.

 

StokerCon. June 4-7. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

 

Into the Springs Writers Workshop. August 7-9. Yellow Springs, Ohio.

 

WHERE TO FIND ME ONLINE

 

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