Sunday, July 13, 2025

I Don't Care About AI and You Can't Make Me


 

AI writing will inevitably replace human writers, and there’s nothing you can do to stop it.

 

I’m sure you’ve seen comments like this posted on social media over the last few years, and it usually precedes an argument about which is better: AI-created art/entertainment or that created by humans. After seeing someone post the above (paraphrased) statement on my Facebook timeline, I realized I have a new response to these sorts of comments.

 

Who fucking cares?

 

I’m 61. I’ve lived my entire life in a constantly changing world on the verge of destruction by one means or another. They say AI is an existential threat. Baby, the entire fucking universe is an existential threat, and it’s never been otherwise. (And people wonder why I write dark fiction.) If AI does replace human writing in all fields – and I’m not convinced it will – that won’t keep me from writing. I write because I have to, because it’s the truest expression of my Self, because it’s the only thing that uses all of my mind at once (although teaching sometimes comes close), and most of all, because it’s fun. I’ve continued writing through rejection, depression, illness, divorce, the death of the midlist, several death-and-rebirth cycles of Horror, my first agent who gave up on my novel after a year, my first novel contract getting cancelled… I could go on, but if you’ve been writing for any length of time, you’ve got your own list of obstacles you’ve overcome. If all of those things couldn’t stop me from writing, why should an overhyped technological advancement?

 

And while I’ve made it to my sixties, there’s no guarantee I won’t die as I’m typing these words. (If I was handwriting this, this would be the point where my pen would trail off down the page.) I’ve got too much to do in whatever time I have left to worry about AI. But maybe you’re a younger writer with (hopefully) many more years ahead of you than I have, and AI might seem like a real threat to your establishing and maintaining a writing career.

 

Let’s talk.

·       Everything dies. Not a cheery thought, but it’s the truth. The second law of thermodynamics is the closest thing to God we have. I often apply the deathbed test when I’m struggling with a decision. When I’m on my deathbed, will I look back over my life and regret not having done X? If you’d regret giving up on writing because of the rise of AI, then fuck AI and write. Yes, it’s possible that AI-produced writing will become the norm someday. Who cares? It’s what we do today that matters. Maybe people in the future (assuming humanity has a future) will live to be 200, 300, or maybe even be immortal. Does that mean my 61 to (if I’m really lucky) 100-year-long life was worthless? Of course not. So all the writing I have produced in my life isn’t meaningless just because writing itself may be different in the future.

·       But sometimes things keep living – even if they occupy a different niche in the world. There are still blacksmiths, glassblowers, musicians who play medieval instruments, painters of realism, stage actors… Manufacturing technology, instrument design and construction, photography, and film haven’t entirely replaced those older crafts. They’re still around, even if there isn’t as much demand for them anymore (then again, there are renn faires). You know that old cliché that parents say? “If your friends all jumped off a bridge, would you?” Well, turn it around: “If none of your friends write without AI, would you?” Who gives a shit what other people do? It’s what you do that matters.

·       It’s always been hard to make a living in the arts. Maybe AI will make it harder for non-AI writers to make money. I think that’s almost a certainty in business writing and simple nonfiction. I already have students who write web articles and listicles, and their editors often require them to use AI. But how many of you reading this make all of your money solely from producing your art? (Not counting any income a partner of yours brings in.) I never have, and I’ve been writing and publishing for forty years. The vast majority of my income comes from teaching. If I never made another cent from writing, the economic impact on me would be negligible. Yes, some people support themselves solely with their writing, even if they’re barely above the poverty level. (Author Tim Powers once said that it’s easy to live as a freelance writer, “Once you learn to live shabby.”) Maybe non-AI writers won’t be able to make a living from their art, but most of us don’t now anyway, so what would really change for us? There are plenty of literary writers and poets who know there’s almost no market demand for their art, and they still produce it anyway. Maybe all non-AI writers will be in the same situation one day, and that will suck, but the ones who need to write will still write.

·       It’s not inevitable that readers will prefer AI writing to human writing. The AI-vangelists and the AI doomsayers both assume that AI writing will replace human writing. But that all depends on humans themselves. Humans make choices for many reasons – psychological, physical, environmental, societal… Humans will have to prefer AI writing and choose it over non-AI writing. Dense, complex literary fiction that focuses on character and setting more than plot (if there’s any plot at all) exists, but the vast majority of readers aren’t interested in it. It doesn’t give them what they want from a story (which is, first and foremost, story itself). I’m not knocking literary fiction. I like it just fine, so don’t come at me in the comments or on social media. But there’s a reason why lit fic doesn’t often show up on the bestseller lists and why it usually doesn’t make any money. The Horror boom of the 80s became the Horror bust of the 90s when publishers started cranking out as many mediocre Horror novels as they could to sate the public’s demand. Readers got tired of reading sub-par novels and stopped buying Horror. The same thing could happen with AI writing. If people don’t find AI writing satisfying, and they do find that human writing fulfills their needs, that’s what they’ll read. People talk about supply and demand as if it’s all about money, but it’s really about need and desire.

·       AI will inevitably surpass human writers. People tend to believe that technology advances at a constantly accelerating rate, but this isn’t always true. All you need to do is take a look at old predictions of what people in the past thought (or hoped) the future would be like. But we don’t have flying cars, bases on the moon and Mars, intelligent robot companions, faster-than-light drive, etc. Technology can plateau and remain at that level for a long time. While there have been advancements in Windows, Word, PowerPoint, etc., they are essentially the same programs they were decades ago. AI-vangelists (and people who predict the Singularity occurring within a few years) are likely overly – if not wildly – optimistic in their predictions. AI might plateau at a certain point and remain there for a long time, perhaps a very long time. But even if AI continues to advance and does so rapidly, the writing it produces won’t be better than what a human creates. It will produce writing faster, and much of it might be as good as what an average writer produces, but I doubt it will be able to truly simulate the perspective of individual humans. It might be able to write for its own experiences and perspective, though, and that would be very cool. But as I said earlier about making a living from writing, more advanced AI might change the market for writers (both traditionally published and indie writers). A friend once told me that “There’s no difference between the average literary novel and the average genre novel, except the average literary novel doesn’t get published.” (He told me this before the advent of current self-publishing tech.) A future of this quote might be “There is no difference between the average AI-written piece and the average human-written piece, but the average AI-written piece is produced faster and more cheaply.” (More cheaply in terms of not paying writers, not in terms of AI’s energy and water usage.) Readers in the future might still read human-written writing, but they might read only high-quality work written from unique perspectives and/or interesting, innovative techniques rather than run-of-the-mill prose.

·       There’s no stopping AI. I see people post on social media that “AI MUST BE STOPPED!” I never say anything when I see such comments, but I always wonder how anyone can truly believe this is possible. It’s like they’re standing on a beach, palms outstretched as a gigantic wave rushes toward them, and shout, “THIS TSUNAMI MUST BE STOPPED!” Good fucking luck with that. You can choose not to use AI or consume anything it produces (although this will become more difficult as AI becomes more embedded in society), but humans are tool-users, and if an effective new tool is created, humans will rush to use it. It’s not “AI MUST BE STOPPED!” but “WE MUST STOP EVERYONE IN THE HUMAN RACE FROM USING AI!” Ain’t gonna happen. The college where I teach is going to incorporate AI into all its classes starting this Fall. How and how much we’ll use it is unclear right now, but it’s happening. And not just at my school. It’s happening everywhere. Children will grow up using AI in all kinds of ways, and the tool will be perfectly normal to them by the time they’re adults. I only use AI to the extent I need to in my classes, and I try to inform students about the best choices they can make when using AI. First, I tell them there is no ethical way to use AI, and I explain how AI was trained on stolen material and how it consumes a ton of energy and water (making it hugely wasteful). But then I tell them that there’s no ethical way to use much of our technology, such as combustion engines. People need to weigh the pluses and minuses of using technology for themselves as individuals and for the world at large, and then make their own choices. I tell them that their classes and jobs may require them to use AI one day soon, and they’ll have to make choices about that, too. I show them an AI program, show them how to write prompts, etc. Then I ask the AI program to tell the students what it can do for them without writing their essays. Then I ask the program to tell students what its limitations are in helping them with their writing. I post both of these responses on our course page. This way, the AI program is telling them how and how not to use it, not me. I think it’s worth everyone trying out AI programs a bit just to familiarize yourself with the tech since it’s rapidly becoming a common tool in society. And if you are rabidly anti-AI, keep fighting the good fight, and if you lose in the end, you hopefully made people consider their attitudes toward AI and how (or if) to use it, and that’s no small thing.

·       No AI was used in the production of this work. Some people are starting to use statements like this to assure readers that their work is 100 percent human-written, like the labels you see on various products in the grocery proclaiming them to be gluten-free, no sugar added, 100 percent organic, no artificial sweeteners, etc. Not only is a non-AI statement a promise to customers, it’s also an effective statement of your values. And likely, more effective than posting FUCK AI! on social media. It’s a positive statement that makes no criticism of AI or of others who may use AI. People tend to respond better to positive sales messages than negative ones (especially ones that don’t explicitly or implicitly criticize them).

·       Keep living your best writing life. If the world keeps changing around me until I’m the last writer on Earth not using AI, so be it. I’m going to keep writing my stories my way and be thankful I lived at a time when I could do so. That will be enough for me. But if nothing else, don’t let your feelings about the advent of AI-assisted writing take up so much of your mental and emotional energy that you find it hard (and maybe impossible) to write. Don’t let the existence of AI impede your creativity because then it really will win. Keep writing, you brilliant, beautiful humans.

DEPARTMENT OF SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION

Conan: Spawn of the Serpent God

 



I have a Conan the Barbarian novel coming from Titan Books in October! It was a hell of a lot of fun to write, and I hope fans of sword-and-sorcery action will enjoy it.

 

You can find various preorder links at the Titan Books site: https://titanbooks.com/72365-conan-spawn-of-the-serpent-god/

 

Synopsis:

 

In Zamora, the city of thieves, Conan meets Valja, a thrill-seeking thief. She entices him to join

her on a heist, where they steal a golden statuette of Ishtar, said to contain the goddess herself.

After killing a dozen guards and failing to escape, the pair are saved by priestesses of Mitra. But

Conan knows that nothing is free.

 

The priestesses have need of their skills. They have waged war against Set, god of chaos and

serpents, who demands constant sacrifice from his subjects and massacred thousands of his

followers. Yet they are no match for Uzzeran, a powerful sorcerer, who has been performing

unspeakable experiments on humans in the name of Set. To defeat Uzzeran, they will need a

legendary warrior on their side. They need Conan the Barbarian.

 

The World Turns Red

 



My new horror novella, The World Turns Red, is unleashed upon the world, and so far the reviews have been great! Here’s a sampling:

 

“A dark, disturbing masterpiece worth binge-reading in one sitting.” – S.E. Howard

 

“This is a very dark, intense read with a surreal quality that pulled me in from page one and held me spellbound to the bitter end.” – Well Worth a Read

 

The World Turns Red is another in a long line of brilliant horror work by Tim Waggoner. There was never anyone who could blend the real with the surreal so seamlessly that, as wild as the story gets, it makes perfect sense somehow. Now THAT takes one hell of a writer. The book is a flawless masterpiece…6 out of 5 stars.”  – Carson Buckingham

 

Welcome to the meat room.

 

At first, it’s a whisper on the edge of your consciousness.

 

As it gets louder, you begin to make out words—dark, sharp, dangerous words… You clap your hands over your ears to shut them out, but you can’t escape what comes from inside you.

 

The voice tells you to do things to yourself. Bad things. Awful things…

 

The longer you listen, the more they seem reasonable. Desirable.

 

Inevitable.

 

And as you reach for the nearest knife, gun, or rope, the voice speaks the last four words you’ll ever hear:

 

All hail the Unhigh.

 

Amazon: https://tinyurl.com/5cabrjn2

 

Barnes & Noble: https://tinyurl.com/kzphuep7

 

Dark Tides 21: 24 Frames Per Second

 



I’m thrilled to have another new novella in the latest volume of Crystal Lake Publishing’s Dark Tide Series – 24 Frames Per Second – alongside Andrew Naldony and Gary A. Braunbeck.

 

Step into the terrifying world of Hollywood horror, where the line between fiction and reality blurs, and the consequences of cinematic creation become all too real. In 24 Frames Per Second, three chilling novellas bring to life the darkest corners of the movie industry—where horror isn’t just confined to the screen.

 

“The Last Cannibal Movie” by Tim Waggoner: A group of student filmmakers embark on a project to create a cannibal holocaust film—but soon, their fictional nightmare begins to unfold in real life. As their imagined horrors come to life, they must face the terrifying reality of their own creation.

 

“I Am the Rainbringer” by Andrew Nadolny: A woman is transformed into a serial killer by her father’s dying wish, and her husband turns her deadly past into a movie. But the ghosts of his parents—and her brutal history—soon rise to haunt them both, blurring the line between the living and the dead in a nightmare that can’t be escaped.

 

“This Is Not My Movie” by Gary A. Braunbeck: After a movie theater is consumed by fire, the charred ruins become a nexus for ghosts and alternate realities. A haunting tale of how a beloved movie theater's destruction births a dark, sentient force, trapping the souls of those killed in the blaze.

 

In 24 Frames Per Second, horror reaches beyond the screen and becomes part of the fabric of reality, where the true cost of creation is more horrifying than any fictional tale. Each novella is a unique exploration of terror, art, and the boundaries of reality, set against the backdrop of Hollywood’s darkest secrets.

 

Amazon: https://tinyurl.com/8u7jh8f

 

Barnes & Noble: https://tinyurl.com/873tj3vj

 

“And You Will Live in Horror Forever”

 



I have a new short story in the latest issue of Cthonic Matter. If you’re unfamiliar with the journal, here’s a description from their submission page: “Chthonic Matter is a quarterly offering of tales from the darkside. Its contents range in tone from the quiet horror of Shirley Jackson to the bleak stylings of Thomas Ligotti — and everything in between.” I’m proud to be part of such a cool publication!

 

https://chthonicmatter.wordpress.com/chthonicmatter/

 

Amazon: https://tinyurl.com/45sb5b73

 

All Roads Lead to Hell

 

PIC

 

My story “No One Sings in the City of the Dead” appears in this anthology. (Full disclosure: the tale is a reprint.) From the publisher:

 

This anthology, composed of 11 tales of terror by the authors of Winding Road Stories, will remind you that it's not where you begin but where you end. And in the world of horror, all roads lead to hell.

 

Amazon: https://tinyurl.com/5hap3wyy

 

SCHEDULED APPEARANCES

 

San Diego Comic Con. July 24-27. San Diego, California.

 

Gencon Writers’ Symposium. July 31st to August 3rd. Indianapolis, Indiana.

 

WHERE TO FIND ME ONLINE

 

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